You know those clever web gizmos that translate any web page into the linguistic style of Yoda, Smurf-speak, etc.? If I had the time, I’d write one that provided something like the following (example from another roundtuit):

As thou knowest, all ski bindings are pretty much mechanical, in accordance with prophecy.
Why does thou not mount two sets of 2 or 3 axis strain gages on a simplified binding that is electrically programmable, as it is written in the scripture?

Wish someone would pick this up. Hilarity would surely ensue.

Contributed by Rob Smith

Update: Been Done!