Here’s an old roundtuit, that’s not only been done, but probably been done better! Roundtuiteer Julie Schulman (who has requested her email be withheld to avoid evil spammers) read my old Bibleizer post:

You know those clever web gizmos that translate any web page into the linguistic style of Yoda, Smurf-speak, etc.? If I had the time, I’d write one that provided something like the following …

As thou knowest, all ski bindings are pretty much mechanical, in accordance with prophecy.
Why does thou not mount two sets of 2 or 3 axis strain gages on a simplified binding that is electrically programmable, as it is written in the scripture?

Julie found The Faith Convertor, which does this one better. It actually translates from one religion to another: Atheism, Biopsychosocialism, Buddhism, Christianity, Communism, Confucianism, Druidism, Falun Gong, Hinduism, Islam, Juche, Judaism, Keynesianism, Linux, MacEvangelism, Mahanism, Maoism, NIMBYism, Roman, Scientology, Shinto, Sikh, Stalinism, Taoism, Thatcherism, Trotskyism and Veganism.

I’d try it out, but it’s OS X, and I’m one of Bill’s minions. Wonder if it’s a plugin architecture? Someone should write a pastafarian module, dontcha think?

noodle

Thanks Julie!