boil

…bring to a boil, then cover and simmer…

Those instructions appear in about 90% of all recipes, so why the hell can’t technology help! I’d like to have a little device that I place in a pan of food that will beep me when it comes to a boil. Is that so much to ask. Then I can go watch Stargate for a few more minutes.

Even better, I wish my stove had a probe that would sense the boil, and then turn things down to simmer. I can’t imagine life any longer without this, seriously.

Contributed by Rob Smith.