Flasher

A few years ago, I was on The Weakest Link (Boffins Special) with a guy who invented this velcro programmable sign that you can wear in clubs to look really cool. He called it The Flasher.

I’m too old for clubs. And bars that play the music so loud you can’t talk. And kids running across my yard. Just kidding with that last one.

But I’d really like is an LED sign (probably embedded in my clothes) that senses what I’m saying, and displays it. A little voice recognition ought to work, at least enough to be a funny form of communication, if not an accurate one.

Perhaps it could do translation, as well (ala Babel Fish). That should be a real riot on the German Death Metal Club Scence.

Contributed by Rob Smith